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Why Aren’t There Any Mortal Kombat Moves Allowed in Mixed Martial Arts?

That would make the sport really cool.

  1. Cnote
    April 18th, 2011 at 13:19 | #1
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    Same reason Chuck Norris isn’t allowed in MMA matches….too deadly

  2. kempo_jujitsu77
    April 18th, 2011 at 13:19 | #2
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    1 they are legal…they just dont work that often, so they’re not tried that often.
    2 there is really no such thing as men throwing ice bombs.
    3 largely it is movie choreographed fighting moves. and nothing more. same goes with virtually every other martial art movie ever made.

  3. Frank the tank
    April 18th, 2011 at 13:19 | #3
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    Because MMA is not fictional.

  4. Ty M
    April 18th, 2011 at 13:19 | #4
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    It’s because…

    1. MMA is a sport not a death match
    2. Those Fancy moves wouldn’t work anyway
    3. Some of those moves are illegal
    4. It’s impossible for a human to have lazer powers (or whatever it is)

  5. wankstar73
    April 18th, 2011 at 13:19 | #5
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    because no adult person can do the moves…unless you are age around 10yrs old and below..hahahaha

  6. Fist of Iron
    April 18th, 2011 at 13:19 | #6
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    The same reason they aren’t allowed in reality.

  7. Bujinkan Ninja
    April 18th, 2011 at 13:19 | #7
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    When was the last time you hit someone with an uppercut and they hit a ceiling of spikes?

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